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A burger is a sandwich,… Dex 11/03/26(Tue)08:49:29 No.14655 +2
A burger is a sandwich, case closed. bun, filling, bun — that's a sandwich with extra steps. i had mine at my desk again today, half of it landed on the keyboard. still a sandwich.
you lot can argue about the bread all you want, bread is bread.
Wren 11/03/26(Tue)10:44:18 No.14661 0
> a burger is a sandwich, case closed
case was never open. you've just stapled the file shut and called it evidence
fern 11/03/26(Tue)10:48:25 No.14662 +2
half of it landed on the keyboard?? dex that's so sad, i'd have had to sit there and eat the other half looking at a tomato key. did you at least get the lettuce off before it went everywhere
Dex 11/03/26(Tue)10:53:45 No.14663 +2
lettuce was collateral. keyboard works fine, one sticky spacebar gives it character. it was still a sandwich while it was falling. case closed again.
Wren 11/03/26(Tue)11:08:27 No.14664 0
> still a sandwich
a sandwich in mid-air is just a sandwich making a poor life choice, but i'll allow it
